What Do You Say to a Naked Elf?

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  • Title: What Do You Say to a Naked Elf?
  • Author: Cheryl Sterling
  • ISBN: 9780505526199
  • Page: 455
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  1. Cheryl Sterling is an American author of several paranormal and contemporary romance novels and short stories Her first novel, What Do You Say to a Naked Elf , was a finalist in the TARA contest and was later sold to Leisure Books, an imprint of Dorchester Publishing.Cheryl is a co founder and past president of Grand Rapids Region Writers Group in Grand Rapids, MI She has conducted several workshops that focused on the writing craft and co chaired their first I ve Always Wanted to Write a Book regional conference.In her spare time she s retired, so there s that, but she writes a lot, so, never mind , she reads All genres except suspense and horror because she reserves the right to mess with readers minds She loves history lots of ideas to steal borrow , sci fi, fantasy, paranormal, regencies who knew so many eligible Dukes were around , anything Doctor Who, and or quantum entanglement.Her passion is learning and improving her craft, but mostly, she is a teacher.Cheryl currently lives in Phoenix with her husband and their cat, Coco Xena.

  2. This book was better than I thought it would be I rather enjoyed it and thought that the characters and story were well created That is, until the end I felt that the ending was a bit rushed and too pat Everything came together in a way that, although not unexpected, seemed a little too perfect.

  3. I picked this book up at a Library used book sale Yes, I ll admit it I bought it ONLY because of the title It s really good so far I LOVED how the begining of it takes place in Walker, MICHIGAN Not far from me at all I used to work in Walker so I know exactly what she s talking about Such a page turner I spent many nights up way too late reading this I finished an hour or so ago SUCH a great ending

  4. I LOVED this book, have reread it multiple times, and plan to reread it later It s funny, very romantic, great well written dialogue and the steamy hotness parts are well written Great story line and World building, loved the characters The world is like a grownup Harry Potter.Jane, female lead, reminds me of a grownup Pollyanna Pollyanna movie , always looking to make a bad situation better, always trying to help people, even if she puts herself at dire risk She consistently makes choices that [...]

  5. A romance fantasy combination that was published by Lovespell, this book had some potential, but quickly lost it The main character, Jane Drysdale, is a pushy, brassy woman who lost my sympathy in the first few pages She is abducted by a band of elves and taken back to their world for trial she ran down a rabbit that was actually a shape shifting elf Her representative, Charlie, is a Welphite which seems to be some kind of elf fairy cross he has wings that he s been ashamed of most of his life H [...]

  6. I m using this book to cheer up after reading Cat s Eye it kind of rocks my world XD The protagonist has a tendency to do and say things that I myself might do or say Of course, it does do that romance novel thing where the couple spars all the time and there s tension which at times feels a little like Why don t they just TALK TO EACH OTHER But while it s definitely not high literature, it s funny and very fun Wow, having just finished it, I have to say that this book had plot than I thought I [...]

  7. Other than the title being catchy, this story which starts out with a bang becomes very annoying quick The heroine Jane is the reason the story is so tedious Jane is one that is so outspoken to the point that you want to tape her mouth up I suppose it was meant to be funny and cute but after awhile you wish some wizard would make her vanish Our annoying heroine accidentally runs over a rabbit, which in actuality is a shift changing elf A band of elves kidnap her, including the hero Charlie and t [...]

  8. I picked up this book on a recommendation of a friend who knows my taste in books, so, Thank You Amy H I really enjoyed this book Jane Drysdale is on her way home from a business party late one night, when a bunny hops in front of her car and causes her to crash Her rescuers end up taking her through a portal, where she is put on trial for the murder of a shapeshifting elf the bunny.Discovering it s not a dream, she discovers she s in a world of elves, fairies, dwarves, wizards and a demented Ki [...]

  9. I have often wondered what the difference was between Paranormal Romance novels and the Urban Fantasy style that I usually read and this book answered my question Paranormal Romance just like a normal romance that I wouldn t usually read is based around the romantic story and sex rather than the underlying story.I loved the alternate world that Sterling created in this book full of elves, fae, goblins etc but in my preferred genre I think the romance between Charlie and Jane and all the sexual [...]

  10. Jane Drysdale hits a bunny with her car, and is immediately transported to the fairy world of Lowth to stand trial for the murder of a shape shifting elf Her lawyer bailiff, Charlie is a handsome elf fairy half breed with mesmerizing wings After her arrival, Jane finds she may be the key to an important mystery.The writing style is engaging, littered with Earth slang and pop culture references The world of Lowth is well thought out unlike a lot of fantasy paranormal romances and captivating The [...]

  11. I had been eying this book for a while I mean YEARS before I finally gave in and bought it off From the book description, how could you not And I was so glad that I did I couldn t put the book down once I started Jane is such a hilarious character she speaks her mind, loves her Earth isms, and isn t afraid to trust her instincts And I love that Charlie is her opposite in every way, serious, her stick in the mud And the book kept you going You d think that they were so close to solving one myster [...]

  12. Jane Drysdale accidentally runs over a rabbit, which in actuality is a shift changing elf A band of elves kidnap her and take her to their land of Sylthia for the crime of running over the little bunny Charlie is the lawyer in charge of helping Jane out Boy meets girl or rather elf meets girl Troubles and then love Typical romance with a little twist.Jane is a most annoying character who sells sex toys in real life and speaks her mind without thinking I think it was supposed to be funny but I fo [...]

  13. What Do You Say to a Naked Elf by Cheryl SterlingI picked this up because I thought it was a spin off of How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf by Molly Harper which I thought was cute If you liked that you should like this.In What Do You Say to a Naked Elf Jane Drysdale is on her way home and hits a bunny rabbit She is then kidnapped by elves and informed that the bunny she hit was a shape shifting sheep stealing elf and she must pay for hitting him Fun, complications and romance ensue.

  14. FINALLY DONE WITH THIS I didn t think there was anything worse that Love, Rosie, but I ve been proven wrong At least Love, Rosie, had large margins and huge pages so you could make fun of it while you were reading it What Do You Say to a Naked Elf anticipates the fact that you re probably going to deface it and reacts by evolving to have only a slim margins Oh, the plot sucks That s all I m going to say Prepared to be underwhelmed Now I can finally focus on doing what I originally intended to do [...]

  15. I was shelving this book at the library when I saw it, and decided to read it based on the cover only I figured its the holidays, it s got an elf in it, I m game The book helped me survive the car dealership waiting room, but if I were home I may have put it down sooner It was cute It had fantasy stuff I like It had comedic chatty banter that made me irritated at fellow cynical women Ehm Cute.

  16. I am the author of this book, so my review is highly biased.Jane is a duck out of water when she lands in the magical world of Lowth Some reviewers find her abrasive, but I wrote her as being in denial and just trying to find her way home.Charlie is a definite beta male He just wants to be left alone Jane and fate for that matter, Lowth as well have something else in store for him.This was my first published book, and it will always have a special place in my heart.

  17. Totally different from anything else I ve ever read Cute story but not for me It was just sort of meh I think there was a good book in there somewhere, but it never jumped out at me I didn t get the impression that Jane really loved Charlie I think she desired him, but love I don t know Anyway, I was disappointed.

  18. I normally read fantasy that is darker and violent but with a title like this I was intrigued I wanted to enjoy this title And, I think it had the potential to be hilarious but felt like it tried too hard It was cute There were a few scenes that I liked, but the humor did not last for me and the plot was too predictable Amber S.LibrarianMahon Branch

  19. I don t normally read romance novels I don t even remember how I originally came by my copy of this I figured what the heck, it s kind of fantasy I m glad I read it Laughed my ass off Even got turned on by a scene or two Have shared it with a few friends Silly, but fun.

  20. OMG, I loved this book, much than I thought I would I want to see of the world this author created and of the characters I can see whe perhaps set it up for a sequel, or a series and I would love to see it continue.

  21. I almost loved this book The only thing that kept me from it was the heroine I could never become too sympathetic to her because of her flippant attitude about the magical world she had fallen into.

  22. At first, I wasn t into this book However, it was funny in parts, so I kept reading I was completely drawn in I usually don t read fantasy, but I very much enjoyed this and will look for by this author.

  23. The strange title made me read this book I don t think it really reflected anything about the plot, however.Filled with elves, fairies, a wizard, etc this book was certainly filled with adventure The ending was far too syrupy, and therefore was a big let down Tied up way too easily.

  24. This was an amusing and fun read, though a little confusing at times It seemed like an ambitious attempt to create an alternate world and I thought perhaps it was the first in a series, but when I googled the author, it looks like she hasn t published any other books.

  25. If you can find this, BUY IT A little soft erotica about an elf named Charlie I kid you not perfect for the end of a long weekahaha

  26. 3 stars was generous I had a hard time sticking with this book for the first 100 pages it got better but was mostly predictable even when I was enjoying the middle of it.

  27. Odd and quirky, this book ended up being a lot of fun I enjoyed the character and the world building.

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